autisticexpression:

Wednesday and Pugsley befriending the disabled minority kids and taking a hard anti-racist stance in Addams Family Values (1993) is 100% in character because as much as the Addamses enjoy being evil for the aesthetic, their evil is never rooted in hatred but rather in a love for everything mainstream respectable society deems frightening, perverse, ugly and uncivilized. They have no concept of ableism: They speak fondly of the psychopaths in their family and praise the beauty of a pair of conjoined twins. If anything, the fact that Native Americans are traditionally cast as the bad guys in popular media would be enough to earn their sympathies. If the movie was made today, Wednesday and Pugsley would be protecting trans people and lighting cops on fire.

nerdexpress:

The sexiest thing a man has ever said is this Bela Lugosi quote about women loving horror

(via morticiasmemoirs)

vespertineflora:

so in an among us game the other night, a player in chat said “does anyone want to get married?”

and bc i was in it for shits and giggles, i said “yes”

he asked where we should get married and i told him we’d meet in comms, which was right at the end of that round. we started the next game, ran to comms together and danced around each other for a minute, which constituted our marriage ceremony. he then proceeded to just run around with me as we did tasks, which amused me to no end, and in out first body report meeting, he exclaimed, “I’M A MARRIED MAN.”

and then, inevitably, an impostor ran right up to us and murdered me. my new video game husband immediately reported my body.

everyone voted blue immediately, successfully avenging me

and then. the twist. my husband got caught murdering.

(via broken-roses-)

whyfrenchfry:

whyfrenchfry:

i was hemming some pants, and i said to my dad “i’m so slow at this,” and he said “well do you do it every day?”

obviously the answer was “no,” so he then said, “well how can you expect to be perfect at it?” giving me the kind of clarity i’ve only ever gotten in therapy.

i’m reviving my sourdough starter after a long time of ignoring it, and it only has a couple of small bubbles today, so i said “hmm we won’t be having bread this week!” and my dad replied “well how long would it take you to come back to life?” and that’s not so much therapy as a philosophical statement but it made me laugh regardless

(via weird-and-gifted)

mattefier:

mrmeriwether:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

I don’t know that I’ve ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.

Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!

(via weird-and-gifted)

camilicy:

Ratitas 🐁✨

(via ronan-dreaming)

allegaeon:

brendanicus:

smute:

homeosloven:

LET’S FUCKING GO

Oh look it’s the same reason why US companies are closing their apps in China because China has a personal information protection law explicitly modeled off the EU’s GDPR but amazingly you never hear people freaking out about “European authoritarianism”

(via souliebird)

keanupilled:

are you a bill and ted/the lost boys type bnt fan or a bill and ted/my own private idaho type bnt fan

b0n3-h34d:

an actor saying something is canon without it explicitly being canon doesnt make it canon. unless the actor is alex winter. if he says bill preston is trans then bill preston is trans sorry man i dont make the rules

officiallordvetinari:

gay people going to brunch

lithiumseven:

The scene from Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure where Bill thinks Ted is dead is so SHAKESPEAREAN, the KNEELING over his dead loved one, the PAIN, the SOLILOQUY, the DRAMA! Romeo? Horatio? Bill S. Preston, Esquire!

ringitupforsale:

hey what if bill and ted were fans of the cure instead of van halen

b0n3-h34d:

ur a man,,,,, with a roommate,,,, who is also a man?? what r u gay or something